Where are my Internets? (2016)
Genres: Indie
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Tags:
SingleplayerSteam AchievementsMultiplayerSteam Cloudsteam-trading-cardsGreat SoundtrackCo-opcooperative2DThird PersonPartial Controller SupportFunnySurvivalComedyLocal Co-OpAnimeFamily FriendlyTurn-BasedMemes4 Player LocalBoard GameRPGMakerRPG MakerGrid-Based Movement
Description
"Where are my Internets?" is a board game set in an unusual fictional world that mirrors modern society, yet incorporates surreal and humorous elements. Players take on the role of a typical city resident who finds themselves in a remote countryside completely devoid of internet access. The primary objective of the game is to endure these challenging conditions and ultimately restore connectivity by becoming an internet provider.
Core Features
- Innovative concept and distinctive game setting.
- Original visual design featuring a unique artistic style.
- Atmospheric soundtrack that enhances gameplay immersion.
- Supports single-player mode and up to four characters in hotseat mode.
- Includes numerous humorous elements and unexpected surprises.
Gameplay Mechanics
The game operates as a turn-based board game for one to four characters. The main goal is to deliver internet connectivity to every village displayed on the game board. Achieving this requires financial resources, which can be obtained by selling items collected through event cards.
Each player moves their character across the board based on dice rolls, with the number of available moves limited by a resource called mood points. Mood points decrease by one each turn unless the character is near a village. Running out of mood points eliminates the player from the game. Accessing the internet replenishes mood points, making it crucial to strategically manage connectivity and resources.
Locations and Events
There are three primary types of locations in the game, with the wilderness being a major area. In wilderness locations, players can choose between staying to trigger an event card or moving forward. There are 27 event cards in total, with three specific to each type of location. Events usually involve combat scenarios, and winning yields item cards while losing results in the loss of one mood point. Certain event cards marked with a question mark introduce unexpected occurrences, adding an element of unpredictability to gameplay.
Players can sell collected items to earn money and access the internet within villages. Internet usage costs increase progressively with repeated connections. Villages with existing connections allow players to use the network by paying the owner. An indicator in the upper right corner displays the village’s connectivity status and ownership. Characters positioned near an internet-connected village can receive a remote signal, restoring mood points as if they were directly in the village. Without a signal, players must draw a fight card.
Strategy and Progression
Bonus cards offer additional strategic options, including modifying dice movement. These are awarded after completing a full circuit of the board and occasionally appear in treasure chests. The combination of movement strategy, resource management, and combat events creates a dynamic and engaging gameplay experience.
"Where are my Internets?" challenges players to balance exploration, combat, and economic management while navigating a surreal and humor-filled world. With its unique setting, multiple layers of strategy, and entertaining event cards, the game provides hours of focused, enjoyable gameplay for both solo and multiplayer sessions.
Our Verdict
Where are my Internets? is a charming and quirky board game with a unique setting and a good sense of humor. The concept of bringing the internet to a desolate countryside is unusual and keeps the gameplay interesting. The graphics are simple but distinctive, and the soundtrack adds a nice atmosphere.
The game is easy to pick up, even for newcomers, and the turn-based system is straightforward. There are surprises and small challenges that keep things engaging without being frustrating. Playing solo or with friends in hotseat mode works well, making it flexible for different players.
We recommend Where are my Internets? for anyone who enjoys light strategy games with humor and a relaxed pace. It’s not overly complicated and offers plenty of fun moments. Definitely worth trying if you like quirky board games with a twist.